Do not regularly slap your reports on the butt, and yell, “Great job!”

Your clear 5 inch platform stilettos definitely say something. They say “I don’t wanna work this job, but I’ll work something else.”#workattire

Best not to use the office supply closet for your makeout sessions.

If you are surfing the internet for “personal use,” you probably shouldn’t save porn in files on your computer.

After the Larry Craig scandal, we can all agree that foot tapping in the bathroom is just a bad idea.

Simply replying ‘LIKE’ to a colleague’s email is not an appropriate way to express your agreement or cooperation to her/his message.

Even if your work colleague smells like your favorite cake, probably best not to bite them in or out of the office. At best, you’ve just exposed your secret identity as a cannibal; at worst, the reality of you being super creepy. 

If you are the frumpiest person in the room, and your ring tone is set to a Lil Wayne song, your colleagues and co-workers will be doubly surprised when it goes off during a Board meeting. 

If you call in sick & then post pictures of your wild party on Facebook, you should probably take your sick day to update your resume. 

If sending mail merges to 700 people, you should probably double-check your work. Abbreviating ‘assistant’ with ‘asst’ can be very tricky.